ODE TO A SCHMUCKYou KNEW I'd never been touched like that,and what kind of a song choice afterwards -Were you trying to be impressive??Well CONGRATULATIONS, I would have been impressed by James BluntIf he'd paid as much attention to my cunt.Meanwhile I'm loving these b-list bond villain ultimatums:I cana) meet you for a drinkOr I canb) fuck off?………??????…….?????!!!!!??!!ANYWAYdon't fret -You'll always be my firstSchmuck.